“Did you know that when you type your fingers kinda look like they’re dancing?”
11:18 PM Dec 15th, 2009

“Not everyone has stinky farts! Some people have farts that smell like…like…morning blossoms!”
1:16 PM Dec 8th, 2009

“Mom, I drew this for you ‘cuz you love rain. I put colors in it because when the sun hits it, it makes a rainbow!”
2:32 PM Dec 5th, 2009

“I’m gonna need my sleeping bag, a shawl, my baby, and some hot cocoa.”
6:43 AM Dec 1st, 2009

“You never know when you might need a hanger.”
11:27 AM Nov 29th, 2009

“I REALLY miss Daddy. When I see him again, I’m gonna give him TEN-HUNDRED hugs & kisses, because I haven’t hugged or kissed him in weeks.”
9:57 AM Nov 28th, 2009

“I wish the world was made of chips. That way when I was hungry I could just take a bite of sidewalk, or the yummy yummy tree.”
1:19 PM Nov 26th, 2009

“If I ever see Chuck, I’m gonna say, ‘Can I have your autograph?’ Almost everyone likes Chuck, even little kids like me & Bug!”
1:51 AM Nov 26th, 2009

“Get ready for the one and only mix-a-roon-o batch of play-dough.”
4:13 PM Nov 25th, 2009

“This meat Miss Brenda made is SO tasty. She should be a famous cook!”
6:33 PM Nov 24th, 2009

“I just wanted you to know that I’m really enjoying my relaxation time.”
11:54 AM Nov 23rd, 2009

“This party is SO Barbie!”
4:22 PM Nov 21st, 2009

“I really need to try a tomato plain one of these days.”
5:47 PM Nov 18th, 2009

“Being a mom is a BIG responsibility. I sure am glad I’m not you!”
4:35 PM Nov 17th, 2009

“Sometimes when you drink hot chocolate, it can mess up your mind.”
1:06 AM Nov 17th, 2009

“I am the Queen of Pretending.”
9:07 PM Nov 13th, 2009

“I can’t believe all these years I wasted not eating pickles!”
10:20 AM Nov 12th, 2009

“I’m not really a kindergartner. I’m a Secret Agent Double-0-0! Like Casey and Sarah and Chuck.”
2:07 PM Nov 11th, 2009

“Can I get you a snack while I’m downstairs? Or a Diet Coke?”
2:34 PM Nov 10th, 2009

“Mama, you’re funny in some ways. Everyone in my family is funny in some kinda way!”
1:26 PM Nov 9th, 2009

“San Diego is warm all year round, ‘cuz it’s close to the heat radar…ya know, the line around the middle of earth?…Ohhh right, equator.”
9:01 PM Nov 6th, 2009

“I’m NEVER gonna hold onto a big bunch of balloons.”
11:31 AM Nov 5th, 2009

Singing, “If you stand up so proud and tall, you’ll find your true hidden talent that’s hi-i-iding under your skin! Oo-oo-ooh…”
11:50 AM Nov 4th, 2009

“This would be a great opportunity for you to get me some ice-cold water.”
2:25 PM Nov 3rd, 2009

“Yes, I tried a nacho. Actually, no, I didn’t try one. I will now….Mmmmm! These are delicious!”
12:35 PM Nov 3rd, 2009

(watching Chuck vs the Helicopter) “If you get shooted with a tranquilizer dart, it won’t kill you. It just makes you sleepy.”
7:48 PM Nov 1st, 2009

“It’s called the Southwest Air Loop-de-Loop Liner!”
9:45 AM Nov 1st, 2009

“I like to call my brain ‘Smarty.’”
6:37 PM Oct 27th, 2009

“Index cards…I need index cards.” 11:27 AM Oct 26th, 2009

“I just like doodling, because I’m really good at it. Oops, I broke my pencil again.”
2:45 PM Oct 18th, 2009

“I would like some entertainment.”
6:21 PM Oct 13th, 2009

“Hey, I *am* feeling better! Can I go swimming now?”
4:12 PM Oct 9th, 2009

“I’m so tired of being sick!”
8:21 AM Oct 9th, 2009

“I don’t like octopuses, because they’re too suction-cuppy.”
7:11 AM Oct 8th, 2009

“This taco is SO good, I can’t resist it!”
11:16 AM Oct 3rd, 2009

“It’s on my to-do list.”
12:28 PM Oct 2nd, 2009

“I don’t mean to interrupt, but…SHE’S IN TROUBLE!!! Can I have some more chocolate?”
11:54 AM Sep 24th, 2009

“I think I got more carrots than I meant to. But it’s okay. You can NEVER have too much of the good stuff!”
5:31 PM Sep 23rd, 2009

“This is my pet unicorn. I call her Grape, because her mane and tail are so shiny and purple.”
9:01 AM Sep 21st, 2009