Annalieisms on Twitter – Feb & Mar 2010
April 25th, 2010
“I have a bacon tooth AND a sweet tooth.”
8:06 AM Mar 21st
“I’m not feeling it.”
10:48 PM Mar 28th
“It’s not YOURgration, it’s migration.”
9:40 PM Mar 15th
“Know what I admire about pussywillows? They don’t have even a single sharp thorn, and they’re beautiful for decorating. And they’re soft!”
12:24 PM Mar 8th
“Sometimes my brain just has a mind of its own.”
1:20 PM Mar 7th
“My fingers are fighting with each other, because they both think THEIR fingernail is the cleanest. Those silly fingers!”
7:02 AM Mar 5th
“Hello there, candy. Take me on a journey to chocolate heaven!”
1:08 PM Mar 3rd
“I don’t care what anyone else says. Pluto is STILL A PLANET.”
6:38 AM Feb 28th
“I call this move the Jellyfish Corndog.”
10:10 PM Feb 24th
“I’ll be right back, you pies….Get it!? Instead of ‘you guys,’ I said, ‘you PIES!’ Hahahaha!”
6:59 AM Feb 22nd
“I don’t have any imaginary friends, but I like to pretend that I do.”
7:42 AM Feb 21st
“Well, Daddy is ONE of the Awesomes, but he’s not the Captain of them.”
8:34 AM Feb 17th
“I need an extra eyeball so I can look at my eyes.”
10:41 PM Feb 14th
“Happy Valentine’s Day, happy Valentine’s Day, happy Valentine’s Day EV-REEE-WUUUUUUNNNN!”
8:59 AM Feb 14th
“I can’t believe we’re back in the state where I was born!”
7:56 AM Feb 14th
“Can I use the colored pencils that Miss Sonja sent me yet? How about now? Can I use them now? Now? What about…now?”
11:21 PM Feb 12th
“Oh, I’m just enjoying the show.”
2:49 PM Feb 11th
“Rule number 54: if you have a cat, DON’T leave rubber bands on the floor.”
9:06 AM Feb 9th
“It’s about a baseball player who was playing tug-of-war before the big game, and he went home tired, and overslept and missed the game.”
12:58 PM Feb 7th
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Ahhhh! I’d like a ‘coffee table book’ of Annalieisms, please. Fabulous, as usual.
Oh my gosh, she is hilarious! Thanks for posting these, they definitely brightened my day! (PS I have a bacon tooth too… lol)
Love these!! My favorite is “Hello there, candy. Take me on a chocolate journey to heaven!”
I’m pretty sure my favorite is about Troy being ONE of the awesomes, but not captain of them.
And I too have a bacon tooth. Nom.
I love Annalie. Because I have a bacon tooth and a sweet tooth too. (Have you introduced her to BACON CHOCOLATE yet? Because she will seriously die and go to heaven…)
I may have mentioned this before, but I love this kid! A bacon tooth? Chocolate heaven? Me too, Annalie, me too.
Candied bacon is good. Sooo evil and good.
Also. An addendum to Rule number 54: You should also not leave scrap yarn on your table.
Troy’s not the captain of the awesomes? Is he the Major, then? :) Love these!
What a smartypants! I mean that in an admiring way: that’s what I call G when I think she’s done something really clever, and I’m sure it’s going to come back and haunt us when she has to reconcile that with the way other people will use the word.
Anyway. I, too, like the Captain of the Awesomes proclamation. I wonder who IS the Captain.
“I don’t care what anyone else says. Pluto is STILL A PLANET.”
6:38 AM Feb 28th
I completely agree! Poor Pluto.
Annalie says the greatest things! :)
This one is fantastic– “I don’t have any imaginary friends, but I like to pretend that I do.” That could be on a t-shirt or something; in fact, many of her -isms could probably be on a bumper sticker or t-shirt or cross-stitch or something. She is clever!
I’m liking the Jellyfish Corndog comment.
I’d love to know what exactly the Jellyfish Corndog move looks like! I can’t believe how tall that girl has gotten by the way.
Hard to pick a favorite, but I gotta say this one had me laughing:
“I don’t have any imaginary friends, but I like to pretend that I do.”
BWAHAHA!
Too funny!
i frequently go to chocolate heaven. and i second the coffee table book idea…