“I had a funny dream last night. The elephant & tiger spinned me with licorice, & I stubbed my toe on a rock. I cried for 72 minutes. Haha!”
10:02 AM Jan 20th

“What are my feet on that’s so hairy and comfortable?” (looks under table) “Oh, it’s Daddy’s leg.”
6:47 PM Jan 25th

“This is my boyfriend. Wanna know why he looks like a dolphin? It’s because a witch cast him on a spell!”
3:14 PM Jan 28th

“Mmm, the Cheerios are nice and mushy, just how I like ‘em! Now, to sprinkle some crunchy Lucky Charms on top.”
6:51 PM Jan 28th

“Mom, can you type a little more quietly? My baby is trying to sleep. I found her on the side of the road & saved her from the laser beam.”
3:38 PM Jan 31st

“Mom, I’m feeling kinda GREEN. Not with jealousy, but green because my grapes were green.”
7:14 AM Feb 3rd

“I love it more than I love a little lollipop!”
5:46 AM Feb 4th

“I’m just going to San Diego for a few minutes and one whole day. I’ve gotta do some cleaning. I’ll be right back!”
12:26 PM Feb 9th

“Ugly duckling, ugly ducking, ugly ugly ugly duckling!…Mommy, why did the duckling think he was ugly? He’s cute!”
8:50 AM Feb 11th

“This soup is just like Grandma used to make. She’d stick it right in the microwave and heat it up!”
2:58 PM Feb 12th

“Mom, EVERYONE should have a dancing room!”
8:00 AM Feb 16th

“I can’t wait to be a grandma, but I’m NOT looking forward to BEING OLD!”
11:42 AM Feb 23rd