“Come on, firecracker, BIGGER yourself!!! You can do it!”
12:08 AM Jul 5th

“Why’d they call themselves Barenaked Ladies? They’re not naked and they’re not ladies. They shoulda been named the Cool Casual Kids.”
11:06 PM Jul 6th

“You know my dad? AKA, your husband?”
12:14 PM Jul 9th

“Gramaw, you can heat up the tomato soup. Mom can make the grilled cheese sandwiches. Grampaw can be in charge of…um…being Grampaw!”
8:17 AM Jul 11th

“Do you know who the biggest star of all is? The SUN! Geddit?”
12:20 PM Jul 14th

“That’s what I call tough and sassy!”
5:06 PM Jul 17th

“I’m just a bundle of bad dreams.”
7:48 PM Jul 20th

“This water is cold and refreshing and it has waterfall properties. You should drink some!”
8:30 PM Jul 21st

“This is so cool, my brain’s gonna pop out!”
1:49 PM Jul 24th

“Watch as I stuff this pen down my shirt and make it disappear!”
6:20 PM Jul 25th

“I’m not a fan of pasta.”
7:39 PM Jul 26th

(watching Scooby Doo) “Hmm. Who’s noticed that whenever the ghost van appears, it’s foggy? I have!”
5:52 PM Jul 27th

“I would really like it if our spit tasted like chocolate ice cream.”
9:06 PM Jul 28th

“Here, Daddy…this is for you. I found it on the bottom of my foot!”
1:13 PM Jul 31st

Disclaimer: No children or adults were harmed in the making of this blog post. Although once while they were all on the trampoline Annalie winced, and when Troy asked her what was wrong, she replied, “Oh, nothing. Just a little pain.”

“There’s a secret door in my room. I use it for getting away from the bad guys, and from ninjas.”
Jun 28 00:58:00 2010

“The good news about having a baby brother or sister is that I will get to give it hugs and kisses!”
Jun 24 18:27:23 2010

“Peace out, yo!…What does that even MEAN, anyway?”
Jun 23 15:31:07 2010

“Dog paw? Fascinating!”
Jun 22 09:22:44 2010

“Oh, today is Father’s Day? Happy Father’s Day, Daddy!”
Jun 20 18:20:08 2010

“I want a Scooby-Doo party on my next birthday. Then I can give out little dolls of monsters, zombies, ghosts, and aliens as party prizes!”
Jun 18 15:13:23 2010

“Miss Brenda’s stir-fry pork, I LOVE YOU!!!”
Jun 15 19:37:36 2010

“Men, I’m Annalie of the USS Gourmet. I’m here to tell you, this whole ship is one big security camera!”
Jun 14 14:56:53 2010

“I’m pretending to be an Earthbender!”
Jun 13 12:57:05 2010

“I stand corrected. I’d better stick to martial arts.”
Jun 9 16:41:05 2010

“Mom, tell Miss Brenda and all your friends that have kids that it’s kinda easy to suck yogurt through a straw. They need to know that.”
Jun 7 03:45:58 2010

@OutofmyMind It is! Did you know you can also eat applesauce with a straw? It’s true, I do it all the time.
Jun 9 16:40:27 2010 in reply to OutofmyMind

“You’re my darrrrrlin’, you’re my darrrrlin’, you’re my DARRRR-ling Clementine…”
Jun 5 14:52:16 2010

“I’m going to put this picture from @babybug in the place of honor…right next to the best picture I drew.”
6:27 PM Jun 4th

“Yeah, yeah. I’m SIX now, you know.”
9:46 AM May 10th

“It’s lunchtime already? Huh, the day goes by.”
1:24 PM May 30th

“Wow, it looks SO three-dimensional!”
2:30 PM May 26th

“This is so sweet and sour, I can’t get enough of it!”
4:50 PM May 24th

“No, I’m sorry. I can’t sing that song for you again. It’s a one-hit wonder.”
12:20 AM May 22nd

“Kiki’s Delivery Service is a little movie pronounced by the same company that made Totoro.”
11:13 PM May 7th

(talking on her cousin’s phone rattle) “Hello? Talk to me. Oh, BILLY! How are ya? I haven’t talked to you since kindergarten. SO crazy…”
8:04 PM Apr 28th

“Can I have some more cram bangoons?”
4:21 PM Apr 21st

“I’ll do it, but first you have to threaten me with candy.”
12:53 PM Apr 21st

“Aliens never surprise me, because you can ALWAYS expect aliens on Doctor Who.”
1:46 PM Apr 18th

“I think I have allergicness to pussy willow pollen.”
5:22 PM Apr 15th

“This is @babybug. I drew her mouth open because you know how she just talks, talks, talks all the time.”
2:03 AM Apr 11th

“You know how people just LOVE apples, and I’m one of them.”
3:07 PM Apr 8th

(trying on Easter dresses) “This one passes the jump test, and it’s SO zero minutes ago!”
4:48 PM Apr 1st