“Hey, there’s a new Snuggie for kids! Coooool! Mom, will you get me one for my birthday?”
12:23 PM Sep 17th

“Oh, the pancake recipe? It involved butter.”
5:43 PM Sep 15th

“Mom, can you show me that video with Chuck where he’s an everyday superhero?”
4:17 PM Sep 12th

“Tell me a story about any animal you like, except not any animals with sharp teeth.”
12:07 AM Sep 10th

“I’ve tracked the escaped bear. All I know is that it has something to do with the lemurs and the butterflies…”
2:31 PM Sep 4th

(swimming in the hotel pool) “Yep, this water is germ-free!”
6:31 PM Aug 23rd

“Can I go swimming?! Pleeeeease? Pleasepleaseplease?” (five minutes later) “I’m t-t-t-too c-c-c-cold, can I get out of the pool?”
9:09 AM Aug 21st

“I’d better go swimming, since there’s only one more day of summer left. Or maybe ten-hundred days!”
1:50 PM Aug 16th

“Rule number one is, everyone has to listen to me. If they don’t, they get fired from my slumber party!”
9:43 PM Aug 7th

“I’m on the side of GOOD.”
5:36 PM Jul 30th

“This is so great. Just me and my mom, watchin’ the toaster.”
9:39 AM Jul 27th

“I love your hair. Can I put it in a ponytail? Never mind, I hate your hair.”
1:14 PM Jul 17th

“I wish everything was made of TVs…everything in the tri-state area!”
5:58 PM Jul 11th

“Like they say, the bigger the foot, the taller you are!”
11:22 AM Jul 11th

“I’m tired of BREATHING all the time!”
9:20 AM Jun 30th

“Peeling a cucumber might be boring for some kids, but not for me! Why don’t you send an email to Miss Brenda and tell her I’m doing it all by myself?”
12:53 PM Jun 27th

“Heh. Whoopee chicken!!!”
8:21 AM Jun 26th

“The reason I drew you smaller is because you’re further away. Oh, and we’re watching fireworks.”
9:58 AM Jun 22nd

“I have the perfect appropriate idea that I think we will all be happy with.”
5:25 PM Jun 21st

“Why, yes I DO notice that my nightgown is on backwards.”
7:42 AM Jun 12th

“Rainbow is the JAMMIEST word…it makes me wanna be a pretty little butterfly with diamonds on her wings.”
1:35 AM Jun 11th

“This show about ancient times is really interesting.”
6:51 AM Jun 8th

“The more chocolate, the better!”
9:18 AM Jun 4th

“Ahhhhh! I love the brand-new smell of a brand-new day.”
8:58 AM Jun 4th

“I accidentally got too much karate practice. But it’s okay, I can use it on the bad guys who are hurting animals.”
11:26 AM May 27th

“Grandmas love you, no matter if you’re a man or a baby.”
11:34 AM May 26th

“I’m just walking alllll the way over here to avoid a certain someone…Mr. Spider, I mean.”
8:47 PM May 25th

“Don’t be a Lazy McCrazyPants!”
9:56 AM May 25th

“I. Am. A. Robot. This. Egg. Is. Tasty. Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.”
4:59 PM May 23rd

“You know what’s a bad idea? Playing the guitar with your tongue.”
9:22 PM May 18th

“Wow, I guess I am tired. Look at those bags under my eyes!”
8:52 PM May 14th

taking off my shoes after running around the park, sticking my feet in mom’s face & saying, “Mom, let me introduce you to the mulchy feet!”
5:25 PM May 12th

“Wanna hear a joke? Why did the food cross the road? To get to the food party…in my stomach! Hahaha! That was a good one.”
11:09 PM May 8th

“Mommy, your computer is just like Miss Brenda’s (@secretagentjo). So now your computers are twins!”
11:33 AM Apr 28th

“Hot cocoa and a banana chocolate chip muffin? This is turning out to be the BEST day of my LIFE!”
10:40 AM Apr 27th

“I just laughed you out of your brains!”
7:19 PM Apr 22nd

“A binggalangalong is a babies’ wonderland. It’s where all the babies live before they’re in their moms’ tummies.”
7:27 PM Apr 21st

“I need to move this, so I’m pushing with all my might. I have LOTS of might.”
10:02 AM Apr 21st